The Vegan Militia

... because we are all made out of meat!

Funny Spam



The only good thing that spammers do for us is to give us something to laugh at. The latest case was a comment in my moderation queue which started like this:

{I have|I’ve} been {surfing|browsing} online more than {three|3|2|4} hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours.

It continued on for quite a while, but I’ll spare you. Clearly someone screwed up their automation.  Just for grins, I wanted to see if I could write a one-liner to process this input, and, viola!

perl -pe 's(\{(.+?)\})(@a=split(/\|/, $1); $a[rand(1+$#a)])ge' < spam

I’ve replaced a spammer with a one liner!  If only that meant they’d go away.

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