You know the old story about the three little pigs? Well, it didn’t end the way they say. You know that arrogant jackass brother of ours who built a brick house and was willing to let us be killed by the wolf? Well, we saw what was coming! Before the wolf got there, we marched over there and turned his big brick house into a restaurant and we fixed him real good!

You should try him with the spicy BBQ sauce, it’ll make you huff and puff and…